Well back a few years ago Sinister had a favorite saying that he always
used when things went aerie. That saying was BALLS! Sinister first heard
the term used in the movie Lake Placid by the goofy croc hunter. He
started using the term because it was socially acceptable and cover every
suitable situation. Like when you smash your hand with a hammer and yell
FUCK! instead Sinister would say BALLS! Or get a question wrong on a
test and say Son of a Bitch! say BALLS! instead. Well then either
Firesole or Little-Fire would say "Balls I say". This started the Balls, Balls
I Say binds we use in the game.
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Well Firesole wanted to start a half life clan, we pondered several catchy
names and we liked playing with the A.S.S. clan so much we thought we
needed something to complement they name. Since we could not come up
with a good name that used TITS as a clan name there would be no T & A
in Servians...BALLS!
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Firesole and I were well known for the camping bastards that we are,
sniping people with the crossbow. So Sinister came up with the Bastard
Ass Low Latency Snipers. Low latency because at the time we started this
both Firesole and Sinister just got their cable modems. ~BALLS~ was
born and Sinister and Firesole worked on a free web site that was a great
learning experience. Especially when the free host deletes your web site
for not conforming to language polices. That Nazis Bitch at 50megs did
not like AC/DC background music or the A.S.S clan much less the BALLS
clan concept either. Anyway the original site is still there after Sinister
blew a fuckin gasket on the little whore!
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Things were going good until someone ran their mouth off to Sinister and
he got pissed and left the clan, the little monkeyfucker anyway! leaving
Firesole as the main man. Well time went by and the terrorists attacks on
the US happen at the same time Firesole was talking Sinister back into the
clan. At the time Firesole created UWS or United We Stand. Sinister
being the patriotic prick that he is joined Firesole and RAT one night as a
UWS member and started kickin some ass with them. Firesole was dead
set on building a clan and getting into the top 10 of the CLQ clan stats.
Well for the month of December 2001 UWS was in the top ten, a matter
of fact UWS was number 1. and again in February 2002 they made number
5 in the clan stats.
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Once again someone reached out and ran the mouth, this time pissing
Firesole off and he made the decision to go back to the original ~BALLS~
name which we never really abandoned and go back to our ...how was that
said?....Oh yea "Our self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, camping ass
ways" OK Deal !!! So here we are.
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BALLS! BALLS I SAY!
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Like us, love us, or hate us we are here and there is not a fucking thing you
can do about it! Except take the pain as Suddy would say.. hehe
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